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Thank you so much, Old Spice, for whatever the hell our room smells like now.
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MATT: You have to patch it to get the actual uncensored versions. MARISHA: Do they also have sexy ladies on them? I don't know. MARISHA: Oh, wait, they're doing trading cards, just like in the game? You guys! (laughter)
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In the meantime, go check out all the fantastic Old Spice scents from "The Witcher" world for yourself now at /Witcher and enter their giveaway for a chance to win the good scents and the scented trading cards. SAM: Listen, no matter which one of these awesome Old Spice scents you slather on to hide your 800 year-old body funk, you're in for a delectable sensory treat. I guess I need some of that "Yennefer's Underarm."ĪSHLEY: I've always just wanted to see how far they go. SAM: That's interesting because I was going to say, I haven't put on the scent yet. I imagine this is what Kid Rock smells like. Yeah, it smells like Omar's broccoli farts, a little methane, roadkill. This time, you're going to smell me and I think what I'd like to- Oh, oh, you're just going to go in? Okay, I. SAM: Because Marisha didn't get to go, we only got six scents today, I'm going to give you a bonus round. ROBBIE: That is real people in there, for sure. LIAM: - out of nowhere and I don't know who it came from or what stick. SAM: Absolutely right, it's called, "Geralt's Bathwater." Tangy, I would say, and sophisticated, yet beautiful. MARISHA: (groans) Put it back, put it back. That's called "Yennefer's Underarm" and it is delicious. SAM: Aw, that is so sweet, but incorrect. SAM: That one's called, "Blaviken Before The Butchering." You did a very good job there, very descriptive. Fresh anteater piss? South American variety, no question.
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MARISHA: Oh, you're taking off the plastic-y thing.ĪSHLEY: I don't wear deodorant, so I don't know how to use these things. "Meesa smell good." That one's called "Kikimore Corpse." Okay. (laughter) You know, it's like something I would never, ever, ever want to experience again. That smells like if Jar Jar Binks was a smell. SAM: A little side note, I wrote the script before they gave me the scents to smell. LIAM: This one actually smells good and the script makes no sense. That st- That stench! That smell is called "The Smell of Surprise." It's actually quite lovely. SAM: That's very descriptive and it sounds delicious. Then you nail the audition, and you get so excited you forget to eat, and the chili cheese dog, it rolls under your seat, because that's where they go and it stays there for two months, and the heat from your car, you know, cooks it over and over until one day you find it and you go (gags), but you get the role, and that's all that matters.
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LIAM: So you save it in your car for later. Okay, this is if you buy a chili cheese dog, but you're late for an audition. SAM: No, actually, this one's called "Roach," named after Geralt's horse. I'm going to guess this is the smell of your bedroom, Sam. Take a sniff, one at a time, tell me what you think what it smells like, bad or good. So thought it would be fun to let each of you take a whiff and see if you can guess what these scents are. (laughter) Tonight, we're lucky to have a sneak peek at these wondrous scents from Old Spice. So you can smell just like you belong in the 1200s. Three amazingly good and three very, very bad.
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Old Spice and their brand new Witcher scents! The world of the Witcher was full of bad smells because Old Spice didn't exist yet and damn, did those people need it! Now, to celebrate the release of the second season of The Witcher on Netflix, Old Spice has created six scents. Tonight's sponsor is the master of scents. SAM: It's not on the prompter, so I'm stealing your script. MATT: Before we get started for tonight's session, we do have some announcements to get through, beginning with the first of our two sponsors tonight, Sam with Old Spice. MATT: Hello everybody, and welcome to tonight's episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us nerdy-ass voice actors sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons.ĪLL: (hollering) We play Dungeons & Dragons!